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Monday 11-8
Tuesday 11-8
Wednesday 11-8
Thursday 11-8
Friday 11-8
Saturday 11-8
Sunday 12-8
449 Great Western Road
Glasgow
0141 337 3441
hello@valhallasgoat.com
We're very proud of our wine selection and know you'll find a world of hidden gems on our floor-to-ceiling shelves.
It's a wonderful journey exploring wine and we love being able to share it with you. Our wine selection boxes let you take yourself on your own personal voyage of discovery.
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Order using the button at the top of the page. Prices are approx. and wine selection may vary.



BIG GOAT
£100
6 bottles of big, chunky whites, reds, or a mix of both. Ranging from oak-aged Viognier and buttery Chardonnay to chewy Primitivo and spicy Shiraz. We have some true heavyweight champions in here for those who like a fight.
WEE GOAT
£100
6 bottles of lighter whites, reds, or a mix of both. Enjoy the elegant side with some Pinot Noir, Beaujolais, Grillo, or Picpoul de Pinet. When you look in the mirror, Bridget Bardot stares back.
WEIRD GOAT
£100
6 bottles of our strangest wines. Funky natural juice from cloudy orange wine to refined Pet-Nat. Minimal intervention all the way. You're strange and you're okay with it, so are we!



G.O.A.T GOAT
£200
6 bottles of the best wines on our shelves. Classic Bordeaux, Italian stallions, chunky Australians, and refined, aged whites. You know your stuff and you want to show off. Let us help you be the greatest of all time!
BE YOUR OWN GOAT
£TBC
Be you and no one else! You pick how many you want and which wines you want. We'll help you along the way, but this is your time to shine. You're in charge!
GOAT ON A BUDGET
£60
6 reds, whites, or mix and match from our lower cost range. These are belters for the money and will still please even the most sophisticated goat in your life. You're saving money, and we're proud of you.
DO YOU LOVE WINE?
Good wine, classic wine, wacky natural wine, but most
importantly, a wine that respects the soil.
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We genuinely celebrate wine and we want people to
enjoy them. We’re also genuinely concerned about
industrial farming and wine production and the impact
it has on the planet. We want to explore this with
customers in an accessible way; we want to make
the production of wine less imaginary and more real
(but no less magical!) – an agricultural product which
relies on good farming practice – for the sake of
good wine and for the future of good wine.
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We have wines from all over the planet. We are a shop
full of weathered off-sellers who are fighting the losing
battle to try every bottle in the shop. We have over 30 years of experience in the trade between our
small dedicated team. If you can’t find something let us know and we will do our best to find it for you, or find you something similar. We're always up for a challenge!

THEY LOVE WINE
WE LOVE WINE
